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	Question		When should you use your headlights
	Answer		To warn your mates of a speed trap

	Question		When do you overtake on the left
	Answer		When the person in front won't move over

	Question		When must you stop
	Answer		To have a pee, leg over or a tot of whisky

	Question		What documents should you take on the road
	Answer		Daily mirror, Playboy, Fast car mag

	Question		Where should you not park
	Answer		Outside the house of the person you are having an affair with

	Question		What do you expect to see on a rural raod
	Answer		Rural tarmac !!

	Question		How many types of pedestrian are there
	Answer		Those who do and those who don't

	Question		What is the correct procedure for overtaking on a motorway
	Answer		Foot down hard, eyes shut and smile

	Question		When should you use the fast lane on a motorway
	Answer		When you are going home on a promise

	Question		What do you do in the event of a breakdown on a motorway
	Answer		Leave the bloody thing and hitch a lift home

	Question		What does a yellow box junction mean
	Answer		They have run out of white paint

	Question		What do broken white lines mean in the road
	Answer		Careless or drunken roadworkers

	Question		What does the highway code say about tyres
	Answer		Use only round one's

	Question		When can you cross double white line in the road
	Answer		After 9 Largers, 2 Vodkas and a whiskey

	Question		How do you avoid drowsyness on the road
	Answer		Talk dirty to the hitch-hiker

	Question		What must you check before leaving a building site
	Answer		That you have enough timber to build the new kitchen

	Question		Where do you situate your danger triangle when broken down
	Answer		Up your machanics A@#se

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